Safe at home (JOKE, joke, joke)

[Pat-inCO]

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on eBay any more) and
peeled the NRA sticker off the front door. I disconnected my home alarm
system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani
flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the
black flag of ISIS (which you can buy on eBay) and put it in the center
of the yard. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland
Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house
24/7. I've never felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month.

 

[vito]

Ha Ha! I love it!

 

[Bear Paw Jack]

Excellent!!

 

[blackhawknj]

Chuckle chuckle, chortle chortle, glee glee, hilarity !
No NRA/RKBA stickers on my car or front door, Dean Grennell said there are times when a low profile and avoiding attention is best.

 

[steveodtw]

Spit take-Good one!!

 

[Fox Mike]

Great! That was stolen and passed on right after it was posted.