Recently spotted

[Colonialgirl]

LOST DOG

Only One eye
Missing an ear and a leg
Recently castrated

Goes by the name:

LUCKY

 

[JackpineWillie]

I believe Clint Eastwood had a bulldog just like that in some old movie.

 

[Bob Wright]

Sort of reminds me of an old Archie Campbell/Junior Samples routine:

Junior: "My dog is missing, guess he run away."

Archie: "Why don't you put up some signs?"

Junior: "Wouldn't do any good. My dog can't read."



Bob Wright

 

[wwb]

Or, if you have a cruel sense of humor....

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It don't matter.... he ain't comin' if you call.

 

[6GUNSONLY]

Where do you find a dog with no legs?



Right where you left him.

 

[tunnug]

What could you do with a dog and a cat that both have no legs?

Have a drag race.