Radical Extremist Squirrel

[GunnyGene]

Quick somebody call out the Animal Control Swat team! :lol:

“He charged me and jumped, and from then on, the battle started,” he told KPIX CBS 5.

The squirrel turned Williams’ head, arm and legs bloody. It also smashed his glasses.

“He was really vicious. He was clawing and scratching,” he said. “I was trying to get him off. Every time I’d get him off, he’d jump back up again.”

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2015/12/04/novato-couple-recount-terrifying-squirrel-attack/

 

[powder smoke]

Homegrown sleeper cell wonder how he got radicalized. ps

 

[GunnyGene]

Homegrown sleeper cell wonder how he got radicalized. ps

Probably been hanging with raccoons. :wink:

 

[SamV]

Remember, we should not overreact. This is not a war against squirrels.

 

[coach]

It's his own fault for drawing cartoons of squirrelah.

 

[SamV]

Hmm? Did he look like this? Radical web site for squirrels with guns?
http://www.airforceairguns.com/Articles.asp?ID=254

 

[gramps]

OMG, as if we didn't have enough to worry about already! Now the animals are beginning to act like humans! :shock:
gramps

 

[gasbag]

Doesn't global warming cause mad squirrels?

 

[ChiefMuzz]

The only good squirrel is a dead squirrel.

 

[Jimbo357mag]

You can't judge all Squirrels by the terrorist actions of just a few.

 

[GunnyGene]

You can't judge all Squirrels by the terrorist actions of just a few.

You can in San Francisco. :lol:

 

[Cholo]

“And then he jumped her,” Richard Williams said. “I was able to grab him by the tail, threw him on the garage floor and he seemed stunned.”

If I'd have thrown him on the garage floor so hard you couldn't have told a-hole from appetite! :mrgreen:

 

[Jeepnik]

As with the story about the gator, this just proves man is not an apex predator unless he has weapons and knows how to use them. Although, I personally would be really, really, really embarrassed to admit I took a posterior whipping from a squirrel.

 

[blume357]

Follow the accords....

 

[coach]

Although, I personally would be really, really, really embarrassed to admit I took a posterior whipping from a squirrel.

I think I may have kept that to myself too.

 

[6GUNSONLY]

I caught this one spying on me today. I interrogated him, and I don't think he's a jihadist, but I'm not sure. He came back later for another look-see.