Proper Phone Etiquette

[Jimbo357mag]

Things have changed. We need some new rules concerning our phones.

1) Whenever you are having an argument on the phone, in public, please put it on 'speakerphone' so that the people around you can get both sides of the argument.

2) "Hey Google" is not appropriate in the middle of a conversation with a ______ clerk.

3) Turn the damn volume down when playing games in the doctor's office.

...got any more???? :D

 

[gasbag]

When I come across some idiot obliviously blabbing away on his phone like
he is the only person on the planet I just start singing "Ground control to Major Tom".
I get some odd looks, I get some angry looks. I just sing louder.

 

[SAJohn]

When you are at the head of a check out line, do not answer your phone while the rest of us have to wait on you.

 

[Fox Mike]

If you are standing next to me, with something stuck in your ear, looking at me, and speaking let me know that you are NOT speaking to me. Otherwise it can turn into a strange conversation.

 

[Jimbo357mag]

If you are standing next to me, with something stuck in your ear, looking at me, and speaking let me know that you are NOT speaking to me. Otherwise it can turn into a strange conversation.

Now that's funny. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

 

[Dave P.]

This is a little different, few things "bug" me but this can
sorta light me up a bit sometimes.
You call somebody and get the usual message " please leave
me a detailed message...." so I do. Minutes to days later somebody
calls back and says "you called me? " My first reply is usually " maybe, who are you?"
After that they'll usually ask why I called....depending on who it is I'll either
explain something all over again or tell them to go listen to the... %^&*%#.. detailed
message they had me leave and call back if they get a clue!
Dave