Huhwhat?
Blackhawk
My wife found my inventory sheet of the firearms we own tonight. Her eyes bugged out.
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akbluz
Blackhawk
The first thing to say is - Oh you remember, I've had these like forever.... Next say - I got a bargain on each and every one of them and they're worth a lot more now. Next whatever you do, don't let her see your stash of ammo or let her find that envelope of $100 bills in your safe that you are saving for your next "bargain" that comes along..
No, no, no don't tell her that's your inventory sheet. Tell her that that's a "wish list" of guns you'd like to buy one day when you hit the lotto.
toysoldier
Hunter
akbluz said:
Are you part of the NSA? 'Cause it sounds like you bugged my house! :wink:
Sturgis270
Single-Sixer
Tell her they are family heirlooms?
Voyager28
Single-Sixer
"But Dear, they were on sale so I saved a lot of money buying these things when I did." :wink:
Bob
Bob
TinkerDave
Single-Sixer
I sincerely hope that these are all tongue-in-cheek responses, as everyone of you have suggested that lying is the natural response to a wife's inquiry. TD
contender
Ruger Guru
TD,,, Yes,,, these folks enjoy poking fun at something like this.
However,, unfortunately,,, some wives do not know,,, or even care about guns, and see them as a wasteful purchase. Or, even worse, they dislike guns & their hubby's hobby.
Yet, these same ladies think nothing about their own pet purchases.
Humor is often formed from truths!
I surprised my self several years ago when I sat down & did an inventory of my own collection. I too was a bit surprised at my accumulation of firearms.
However,, unfortunately,,, some wives do not know,,, or even care about guns, and see them as a wasteful purchase. Or, even worse, they dislike guns & their hubby's hobby.
Yet, these same ladies think nothing about their own pet purchases.
Humor is often formed from truths!
I surprised my self several years ago when I sat down & did an inventory of my own collection. I too was a bit surprised at my accumulation of firearms.
Never, ever, open the safe with the wife around. :roll:
Jimbo357mag
Hawkeye
That's the one my wife uses on me when I see her with something new. :roll: :roll:akbluz said:
wideglide
Bearcat
My wife went to move stuff in my closet and stumbled into the ammo dump. ooops, had to explain all the boxes......and cost.
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Hunter
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Huhwhat? said:
That's funny, when my husband spent $550 on a Ruger Commander I never said a word. In fact I was quite supportive and gave him the old carpet that was in the attic for his new home in the tool shed.
Voyager28
Single-Sixer
Selena said:
Now that's funny right there, I don' care who you are.
Bob
george preston
Single-Sixer
My wife and I have an understanding. I don't question her need for multiple pair of black shoes and she doesn't question my gun deals. Works well for us. Of course, I just had to take $300 out of gun stash to buy her a purse that she just had to have .
