Bob Wright
Hawkeye
A man went to his lawyer's office and plunked down in a chair.
"I want to divorce my wife," the man announced.
The lawyer was shocked, as the man was a keystone of character in the town and appeared to have everything going his way.
"As you attorney," the lawyer opened, "I'm bound to seek a reconciliation if possible. Tell me, what grounds do you have?"
"Well, we have a two acre lot in town, but about 150 acres out in the county," responded the man.
"No, no. What I mean is, do you have a grudge?" the attorney continued.
"Well, the house in town just has a carport, but our country home has room for three cars," the man explained.
Frustrated, the lawyer tried to get something out of his client. "Do you wake up grumpy in the morning?"
"No. No, I let her sleep as long as she wants," said the gent.
Frustrated, the lawyer threw up his hands and blurted out, "I just fail to see that y'all have any problem!"
"WE JUST DON'T SEEM TO BE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE!" spluttered the client.
Bob Wright
"I want to divorce my wife," the man announced.
The lawyer was shocked, as the man was a keystone of character in the town and appeared to have everything going his way.
"As you attorney," the lawyer opened, "I'm bound to seek a reconciliation if possible. Tell me, what grounds do you have?"
"Well, we have a two acre lot in town, but about 150 acres out in the county," responded the man.
"No, no. What I mean is, do you have a grudge?" the attorney continued.
"Well, the house in town just has a carport, but our country home has room for three cars," the man explained.
Frustrated, the lawyer tried to get something out of his client. "Do you wake up grumpy in the morning?"
"No. No, I let her sleep as long as she wants," said the gent.
Frustrated, the lawyer threw up his hands and blurted out, "I just fail to see that y'all have any problem!"
"WE JUST DON'T SEEM TO BE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE!" spluttered the client.
Bob Wright
