Scout943
Blackhawk
> OLD BUTCH......
>
>
> Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred
> young pullets, and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
> He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot
> and was replaced.
> This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them
> to his roosters.
> Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which
> rooster was performing.
> Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by
> just listening to the bells.
> Fred's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this
> morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!
> When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy
> chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters
> coming, would run for cover.
> To Fred's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't
> ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
> Fred was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Brisbane City
> Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was
> the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they
> also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
> Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a
> politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on
> our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace
> and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
> Vote carefully in the next election, you can't always hear the bells.
>
>
> Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred
> young pullets, and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
> He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot
> and was replaced.
> This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them
> to his roosters.
> Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which
> rooster was performing.
> Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by
> just listening to the bells.
> Fred's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this
> morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!
> When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy
> chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters
> coming, would run for cover.
> To Fred's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't
> ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
> Fred was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Brisbane City
> Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was
> the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they
> also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
> Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a
> politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on
> our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace
> and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
> Vote carefully in the next election, you can't always hear the bells.
