Non-firearm defense items, obsolete category.

[Bob Wright]

I used to work with a young lady, raven haired though she was, we suspected she was truly a blonde. We had gotten off work for the day and were going down on the elevator. She noticed one of our co-workers with an item on her key chain.

"What's that?" asked innocently enough.

"That's my rape whistle," explained the other lady.

"Oh? Does it work?" was her response.


Bob Wright