Colonialgirl
Hawkeye
NEED a GOOD Laugh ?
A Bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A Flashlight is a case for holding DEAD batteries.
All Men Are idiots, and I married their King.
Always remember You're Unique----Just like everyone else.
ALWAYS try to be Modest and be Proud of it !
Be Nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing Home !
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer holder.
Bills travel through the Mail at TWICE the speed of Checks.
CHOCOLATE: The OTHER major food Group.
don't Urinate me off**! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Before you criticize someone, You should walk a mile in their shoes>
That way when you criticize them, you are a Mile away and have THEIR Shoes.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Despite the cost living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
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A Bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A Flashlight is a case for holding DEAD batteries.
All Men Are idiots, and I married their King.
Always remember You're Unique----Just like everyone else.
ALWAYS try to be Modest and be Proud of it !
Be Nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing Home !
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer holder.
Bills travel through the Mail at TWICE the speed of Checks.
CHOCOLATE: The OTHER major food Group.
don't Urinate me off**! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Before you criticize someone, You should walk a mile in their shoes>
That way when you criticize them, you are a Mile away and have THEIR Shoes.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Despite the cost living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
** Modified to avoid deleting !!
