Actually, starting in about 30 minutes. Colonoscopy time again! LOL Has it really been 10 years since I went thru this joyous experience? What a blast, no pun intended, it was! Back then they gave me about 10 gallons of a clear swill to drink the day before. It's quite effective! Just about the time I'd say--are you serious I'd take off running again. But wait, there's more!
They couldn't knock me out. The Dr. was already 8' in when the nurse waved her hand in front of my face and whispered if I was still awake. Yes blah blah blah. She gave me a 2nd IV dose, nothing. She went to give me a 3rd dose and I said to forget it blah blah blah. Luckily I had no polyps!
This time? Good grief! It's a 7 day ordeal. No supplements, no nuts or seeds (all the bread I eat) no raw vegetables, no alcohol, don't eat this, don't eat that. Do you know what all these "don'ts" mean to me? I want it! I want a loaded burger and a 32 oz. beer! I wouldn't have thought about it if they didn't tell me I couldn't have it.
They don't give you the jug of swill that Rotor-Rooters you from appetite to a**hole anymore. You fast all day and starting at 4pm, as in 30 minutes ago as I write this, you mix 4.1 oz. of Miralax, which is about 2,000 normal doses, in 32 oz. of blue Gatorade. Take one hour to drink it then take not one but three Duralax pills! I'm so full of X you'll be able to fit me in a match box!![Smile :) :)](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
I don't know how I'm supposed to sleep, and I have to get up at 4am and do the drink all over again. Why they need me at the hospital 2 hours before the procedure is beyond me.
I got to thinking, who woke up one day and said: You know, I want to be a Colonoscapist when I grow up, or whatever you call those doctors. I want to spend the rest of my life shoving a scope up someone's ***.
Anyway, if I post anything after about 30 minutes from now it might take me a couple of hours to finish a paragraph![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png)
Oh, the joy...
They couldn't knock me out. The Dr. was already 8' in when the nurse waved her hand in front of my face and whispered if I was still awake. Yes blah blah blah. She gave me a 2nd IV dose, nothing. She went to give me a 3rd dose and I said to forget it blah blah blah. Luckily I had no polyps!
This time? Good grief! It's a 7 day ordeal. No supplements, no nuts or seeds (all the bread I eat) no raw vegetables, no alcohol, don't eat this, don't eat that. Do you know what all these "don'ts" mean to me? I want it! I want a loaded burger and a 32 oz. beer! I wouldn't have thought about it if they didn't tell me I couldn't have it.
They don't give you the jug of swill that Rotor-Rooters you from appetite to a**hole anymore. You fast all day and starting at 4pm, as in 30 minutes ago as I write this, you mix 4.1 oz. of Miralax, which is about 2,000 normal doses, in 32 oz. of blue Gatorade. Take one hour to drink it then take not one but three Duralax pills! I'm so full of X you'll be able to fit me in a match box!
I don't know how I'm supposed to sleep, and I have to get up at 4am and do the drink all over again. Why they need me at the hospital 2 hours before the procedure is beyond me.
I got to thinking, who woke up one day and said: You know, I want to be a Colonoscapist when I grow up, or whatever you call those doctors. I want to spend the rest of my life shoving a scope up someone's ***.
Anyway, if I post anything after about 30 minutes from now it might take me a couple of hours to finish a paragraph
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png)
Oh, the joy...