Lotto Winner!!!

[Bear Paw Jack]

So, this man comes home, and tells his wife he won a lottery. She says, Give me my half, I'm leaving.

He says, I won twelve dollars, here's six bucks, keep in touch. :mrgreen:

 

[nekvermont]

Oh, that's a good one. :lol:

 

[graygun]

:lol:

 

[Colonialgirl]

Copied to share !!

 

[coach]

I guess we know who was the real winner.

 

[Colonel Daddy]

Was gonna share it to Facebook, but decided not to. She who knows best would see it. 8)

 

[gramps]

I was at a NEW YEARS PARTY, in the mid 80’s, one of the nurses with a Masters degree and a cushy job, stated “ I put $25.00 into this multinational lottery, and I have won! At Midnight I will open the check, so I can share with you (low life’s)how rich I have become!” At MN, Brian opens said check worth $.36! Ha, ha, ha!
gramps

 

[bogus bill]

Before I met my wife in California she won a scratch off. There was a deal where she qualified and sent in the ticket to appear on a weekly drawing TV show they always had with about four contestants they had for a chance at a huge win. She was poor, (cleaned houses to raise her kids etc) and did`nt have a phone. She put down her cousins number. Time went by and a few weeks later her stupid cousin let it slip the state lotto board had called a few weeks ago for her to call back! By that time it was too late. I would have killed that cousin!