1 . Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will
begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity
Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to
the least accessible place in the universe.
3. Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional
to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal;
someone always answers.
5. Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will
always move faster than the one you are in now.
6. Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.
7. Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES
dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
8. Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work,
IT WILL!!!
9. Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
10 . Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always
arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to
go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the
performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early,
never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the
bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
11. The Coffee Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will
ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
12. Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only 2 people in a locker room,
they will have adjacent lockers.
13. Law of Physical Surfaces -
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down
on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and
cost of the carpet or rug.
14. Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.
15. Law of Physical Appearance
If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
16. Law of Public Speaking
-- A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!
17. Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it
OR the store will stop selling it!
18. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make
an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there,
you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will
begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity
Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to
the least accessible place in the universe.
3. Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional
to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal;
someone always answers.
5. Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will
always move faster than the one you are in now.
6. Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.
7. Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES
dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
8. Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work,
IT WILL!!!
9. Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
10 . Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always
arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to
go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the
performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early,
never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the
bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
11. The Coffee Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will
ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
12. Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only 2 people in a locker room,
they will have adjacent lockers.
13. Law of Physical Surfaces -
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down
on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and
cost of the carpet or rug.
14. Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.
15. Law of Physical Appearance
If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
16. Law of Public Speaking
-- A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!
17. Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it
OR the store will stop selling it!
18. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make
an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there,
you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
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