Laugh for the Day

[Colonialgirl]

 

[jimbo1096]

OMG
I’ll have to pass that one along and be in trouble anyway

 

[Bullthrower338]

Lmao

 

[Mobuck]

I'd pass that along to Grouch Attack but I can't work with 2 black eyes and knuckle bumps on my head(that's a line in a song/ballad I can't remember the name of at this time).

 

[rugerguy]

looks like the 3 month reunion of the "Crispy Creme calender girls", June, July and August...............:unsure::rolleyes:

 

[contender]

That made me chuckle.

It also reminded me of a trip, long ago,, to the Fl Keys. A good friend,, was in our little group. We went to eat in a small, family owned seafood place. The food there was GREAT! When Rodney made the comment; "This is so good, I'd marry the cook!" I replied with; "Rod,, that woman is a pretty big fat woman!" To which,, he replied; (as he rubbed his hands together,) "Bring her on,, I can handle them fat ones!"
I literally fell off my seat laughing. So did another guy in the group!
The funny part,, we knew Rodney well enough to know he wasn't kidding!

 

[Garth69]

That made me chuckle.

It also reminded me of a trip, long ago,, to the Fl Keys. A good friend,, was in our little group. We went to eat in a small, family owned seafood place. The food there was GREAT! When Rodney made the comment; "This is so good, I'd marry the cook!" I replied with; "Rod,, that woman is a pretty big fat woman!" To which,, he replied; (as he rubbed his hands together,) "Bring her on,, I can handle them fat ones!"
I literally fell off my seat laughing. So did another guy in the group!
The funny part,, we knew Rodney well enough to know he wasn't kidding!

bless Rodneys heart........I can't do the fat ones. I've tried.....just can't do it.

 

[Garth69]

I'd pass that along to Grouch Attack but I can't work with 2 black eyes and knuckle bumps on my head(that's a line in a song/ballad I can't remember the name of at this time).

 

[contender]

Rodney isn't a little guy himself. But he's a good hearted guy. But his willingness to date the "less than attractive" types has kept him "active!"

Another fun story about Rodney.
He was married long ago, to a woman obviously older than him. And she looked it. Well, they were living in a house, using wood as a primary heat source. A guy showed up to deliver some wood, (Randy) and Rodney wasn't home. Well, as Randy was unloading,, and Rodney's wife was there,, Randy asked; "Are you Rodney's mother-in-law?"
Then the cussing started. And sadly, Rodney caught some cussing after he got home, even though he wasn't guilty of anything.

 

[dreamer]

I'd pass that along to Grouch Attack but I can't work with 2 black eyes and knuckle bumps on my head(that's a line in a song/ballad I can't remember the name of at this time).

Big Mable Murphy loved little Melvin

 

[trebor44]

The high rise dorm at MSU in Bozeman had/has a 'beach' where the land whales congregate in the sunshine.

 

[carbonfibrebob]

 

[KIR]

bless Rodneys heart........I can't do the fat ones. I've tried.....just can't do it.

SECRET: You don't handle the BBW, you let them handle you!!! ;):cool::eek::ROFLMAO::sneaky: