Bob Wright
Hawkeye
A couple of performers were on stage and one noticed a man in the audience putting away a large amount of chocolate candy.
"Look at him," whispered one of the singers to his partner, "eating all that candyduring our performance. Doesn't he know how bad for him that is?"
His partner took notice, but said "That's too bad for him. But I wouldn't say anything to him, if I were you."
"Well, after our set is finished, I'm going to tell him a thing or two!"
Afterwards the younger singer confronted the man. "Sir, I noticed that all during our performance, you kept eating all those chocolates. Don't you know that's bad for you?"
The man responded, "My daddy lived to be over a hundred years old, and my grandpa lived to be ninety nine."
"From eating chocolate candy?" the singer asked incredulously.
"No," drawled the man, " From minding their own business."
Bob Wright
"Look at him," whispered one of the singers to his partner, "eating all that candyduring our performance. Doesn't he know how bad for him that is?"
His partner took notice, but said "That's too bad for him. But I wouldn't say anything to him, if I were you."
"Well, after our set is finished, I'm going to tell him a thing or two!"
Afterwards the younger singer confronted the man. "Sir, I noticed that all during our performance, you kept eating all those chocolates. Don't you know that's bad for you?"
The man responded, "My daddy lived to be over a hundred years old, and my grandpa lived to be ninety nine."
"From eating chocolate candy?" the singer asked incredulously.
"No," drawled the man, " From minding their own business."
Bob Wright
