Japanese Sex

[Colonialgirl]

A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex:

Husband:

‘Sukitaki’.

Wife replies:

‘Kowanini’!

Husband says angrily:

‘Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo’!

Wife on her knees literally begging:

‘Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji’!

Husband replies angrily:

‘Na miaou kina tim kouji’; !


…………….I can't believe you just sat and tried to read this -- as if you
understand Japanese! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

You'll read anything as long as it is about sex. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

You need help!! :wink: :wink: :wink:

 

[Bear Paw Jack]

Apparently from the viewings I'm just the only one who will admit it. :D :D :D

 

[xtratoy]

Dini Ha woumi tinkie!!! :D

 

[Cooperhawk]

Damn, you mean it isn't really about sex? All that wasted time. :roll:

 

[Pyromike]

Woman says: I want 69!

Man replies: You want Shrimp fried rice w/ vegetable?

Sorry, that was the Chinese couple. I'm guess I'm just an equal nationality offender.

 

[clbshooter]

I am here just trying to learn something new!!!!! :mrgreen: :lol:

 

[blume357]

I thought is was going to be the Japanese 'golf' joke where the guy had spent the night at the Gesha house with the lady yelling a Japanese word he did not know.... and the next day when his partner hit a long drive and it dropped in and the guy yelled out the same word... his buddy turned to him and asked... what do you mean " ......"? I can't complete the joke, it is too off color for this 'family group'... y'all figure it out.

 

[Colonialgirl]

I heard the joke about the Tenderfoot and the Eskimo "Lady of the evening" who kept yelling something all during the activity; It turns out it meant the same thing as what the Geisha Lady was yelling.

:shock: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink:

 

[Fox Mike]

Got me. I sat here trying to decipher the meaning, thinking that if you pronounced the words together they said something, Shoot, I have a hard time with English. All I know about Japanese is what a Japanese lady told me years ago...you pronounce ALL the letters.

 

[Ugly Hombre]

Atama ni kita!!! :)

 

[gramps]

BPJ the rest of us have active imaginations! :)
gramps

 

[FlyerTom]

 

[DA_TriggR4Ruger]

I thought is was going to be the Japanese 'golf' joke where the guy had spent the night at the Gesha house with the lady yelling a Japanese word he did not know.... and the next day when his partner hit a long drive and it dropped in and the guy yelled out the same word... his buddy turned to him and asked... what do you mean " ......"? I can't complete the joke, it is too off color for this 'family group'... y'all figure it out.

Lol I heard that one, and to be honest, I heard thetoned down version too, thought that's what this might be...

 

[stevemb]

Ahhh sooo..

 

[noquarter]

I just opened it to read the articles.

 

[Merle1948]

A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex:

Husband:

‘Sukitaki’.

Wife replies:

‘Kowanini’!

Husband says angrily:

‘Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo’!

Wife on her knees literally begging:

‘Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji’!

Husband replies angrily:

‘Na miaou kina tim kouji’; !


…………….I can't believe you just sat and tried to read this -- as if you
understand Japanese! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

You'll read anything as long as it is about sex. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

You need help!! :wink: :wink: :wink:

Shame on you for posting such erotic stuff !!! :mrgreen:

 

[Colonialgirl]

A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex:

Husband:

‘Sukitaki’.

Wife replies:

‘Kowanini’!

Husband says angrily:

‘Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo’!

Wife on her knees literally begging:

‘Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji’!

Husband replies angrily:

‘Na miaou kina tim kouji’; !


…………….I can't believe you just sat and tried to read this -- as if you
understand Japanese! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

You'll read anything as long as it is about sex. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

You need help!! :wink: :wink: :wink:

Shame on you for posting such erotic stuff !!! :mrgreen:

:o How DID YOU KNOW; YOU read the erotic Stuff !! :roll: :roll: :roll: :wink: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

[Dan in MI]

I just had to do it. My daughter speaks fluent Japanese (she's teaching english over there now) I sent her this note.

Can you translate this? It may well be gibberish, but it would be fun to see if and what it says. If only to mess with the posters. (link to post)

The reply;

ohhhh it's gibberish all right. you can't even make some of those sounds in Japanese.

How would you like to mess with them? >:D

Notice how I decided to be civil. (I must have a fever...)

 

[stevemb]

How come it always sounds "hotter" when it's in some other language ? Heck, doesn't even need to be in an other language, can just be the way the speak ours !

 

[Merle1948]

A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex:

Husband:

‘Sukitaki’.

Wife replies:

‘Kowanini’!

Husband says angrily:

‘Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo’!

Wife on her knees literally begging:

‘Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji’!

Husband replies angrily:

‘Na miaou kina tim kouji’; !


…………….I can't believe you just sat and tried to read this -- as if you
understand Japanese! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

You'll read anything as long as it is about sex. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

You need help!! :wink: :wink: :wink:

Shame on you for posting such erotic stuff !!! :mrgreen:

:o How DID YOU KNOW; YOU read the erotic Stuff !! :roll: :roll: :roll: :wink: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Guess you didn't know I spent time in Japan, huh? :lol:

Being a dirty old man/sexy senior citizen it's my job to read such stuff, to be sure you got the details right! :mrgreen:

 

[Merle1948]

How come it always sounds "hotter" when it's in some other language ? Heck, doesn't even need to be in an other language, can just be the way the speak ours !

Love (or sex) has it's own international language..... :lol:

 

[eveled]

some ting wong