I Was Just Tryin' To Be Friendly

[jack]

I was in my favorite Irish pub last night, knocked back a few beers, and noticed two very large women by the bar.

They both had pretty strong accents that sounded to me like an Irish brogue, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?"

One of them looked down on me frowning and said in a nasty voice, "It's WALES, you idiot!"

So, I immediately apologized and said, "I'm sorry. Are you two whales from Ireland?"

That's pretty much the last thing I remember!

:mrgreen:

 

[don44]

:lol: :lol:

 

[Rick Courtright]

Hi,

Another one that's just as funny every time it comes around as it was the first... Jack, you're digging up some goodies this week. Carry on! :lol:

Rick C

 

[stevemb]

On the other hand, if you'd of had all of the app menu and a couple drinks delivered to them, you'd still be recovering from more fun than is legal...did I just type that'n ? Uh oh.

 

[coach]

A guy with a mustache walked into a bar wearing a bra.
The two drunk whores sitting at the bar said, "well look at that! How long have you been wearing a bra?"
Said the mustached man "Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment."

 

[jack]

Yup!! :mrgreen: :lol: