I AM A SEENAGER !

[Scout943]

The pleasures of aging gracefully!



I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren't scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared? And I don't have acne. Life is Good! Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.

Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains, scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.

Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive gets full, so too, do humans take longer to access information when their brains are full.

Researchers say this slowing down process is not the same as cognitive decline. The human brain works slower in old age, said Dr. Michael Ramscar, but only because we have stored more information over time. The brains of older people do not get weak. On the contrary, they simply know more.

Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.

SO THERE!

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names. So, please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.

and finally.

Happy New Year 2016 to You, FAMILY and FRIENDS !

 

[Fox Mike]

Well that explains a lot. I just thought I was just losing it; now I find it is normal.

 

[Mtneer]

Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains, scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.

Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive gets full, so too, do humans take longer to access information when their brains are full.

Dang! I got it wrong again. :roll: I'm one of those weird folks who went back to school and got my degree after I retired. I thought I was pretty darn smart. Now I find out that all I did was finish filling up my brain (my "hard drive") with a lot of useless junk. :x
Oh well. I guess it doesn't make any difference. Both my daughters used some of the space in their brains to store the useless college junk when they were in their early 20's. In fact, my youngest was a Senior when I was a Freshman at the same university. So we both used some of the available space in our brains to store useless college junk, and we did it at the same time - she just did it in her 20s and I did it in my 60s. :lol:

 

[exavid]

Seems I'm really in need of defragging my memory banks.

 

[contender]

"Seems I'm really in need of defragging my memory banks."

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mobuck]

I'm more of an OBSCENE-ager.

 

[vito]

This all rings true to me!