Humor

[gramps]

Alvin: My great-grandfather fought with Napoleon, my grandfather fought with the French, and my father fought with the Americans.
Alex: your relatives couldn't get along with anyone, could they!? :shock: :lol:
gramps

 

[Big Old Boy]

Gramps you need a job, to much time on your hands!

 

[frankenfab]

Baddat......pishhhhzhh

 

[exavid]

By the way did you know the French have only won one war?










The French revolution.

 

[gramps]

Gramps you need a job, to much time on your hands!

I am fully retired . Ha ha now you all have to entertain/babysit me! :shock: :mrgreen:
gramps

 

[callshot]

Gramps, guns were invented for retirement. Enjoy!

 

[ranch23]

It's a funny thing....humor.

 

[The Blackhawk Kid]

Gramps, you can catch up on your gun projects now that yer retired. I'm shootin guns I forgot I had! WtHeck!

 

[Pal Val]

Q - Why are French military rifles made extra sturdy?
A - So they don't break when the soldier drops it and surrenders.

 

[SATCOM]

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured a British Colonel. They took him to their headquarters, and the French General began to question him. Finally, as an afterthought, the French General asked, “Why do you British officers all wear red coats? Don’t you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?”

In his casual, matter-of-fact, way, the officer informed the General that the reason British officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won’t show, and the men they are leading won’t panic.



And that is why, from that day forward, all French Army officers wear brown trousers



SATCOM