HONESTY

[Scout943]

My Favourite Animal ( Some people cant handle the truth )

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favourite animal.
I told my dad what happened and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favourite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office.
He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous military person I admired most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where the hell I am now!

 

[eveled]

Yep. Honesty is a funny thing. They say the truth will set you free, but it can land you in jail too.

 

[Colonialgirl]

Stolen to be inflicted on others

 

[mistermills357]

Colonel Sanders was the wisest men that ever lived, because he left us Kentucky Fried Chicken. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

[contender]

An oldie but goodie!

Side thread,,, I no longer eat at our local KFC's because they have gone anti-gun. But that has nothing to do with the humor of this OP.

 

[GunnyGene]

Ever notice how selective the PETA types are? It's always about some "cute", "majestic", or similarly labeled critter. Never about that slug you sprinkle with salt, or the fire ants that just ate your livestock, or the termites that are eating your house. That makes them "species-ists" in my book. :roll: