Help Wanted (joke)

[Pat-inCO]

CONSTRUCTION WORKERS NEEDED:

Lake Fork area. Please do not apply if you oversleep, have court often,
do not have a baby-sitter every day, Have to get rides to work later
than our work day begins, experience flat tires every week, have to hold
on to a cell phone all day, or will become an expert at your job with no
need to learn or take advise after the first day. You MUST be able to
talk and work at the same time. Must also remember to come back to work
after lunch. Should not expect to receive gold stars for being on time.

If you qualify, leave name and number at xxx-xxx-xxxx.

 

[GP100]

So, that pretty much eliminates the millennial crowd..

 

[Mobuck]

I'm still looking for that "tele-commute" construction job.

 

[RSIno1]

I'm still looking for that "tele-commute" construction job.

It's called architect

 

[GP100]

I'm still looking for that "tele-commute" construction job.

It's called architect

And it pays very well..

 

[Merle1948]

HMMM, does this really have to be a joke? Sounds reasonable to me, considering what I see walking around these days... :roll:

 

[Pat-inCO]

HMMM, does this really have to be a joke? :roll:

IMO, it ends up being a joke only because it needs saying for so many
of an age less than thirty-five. :roll:

 

[powder smoke]

Work ethic seems to be a think of the past! ps

 

[ilikerams]

Work ethic seems to be a think of the past! ps

I like how you spelt that, very good play on words. 8)