Two terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt
"If you do not mind me saying," said the second terrorists "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
"I regret I cannot", lamented the first terrorist. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first terrorist says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag with a white beard and top hat came boiling out.
He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish." I said, "No shi!t?"
God Bless America
Verified by Brian Williams NBC anchor news, he was there when it happened.
"If you do not mind me saying," said the second terrorists "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
"I regret I cannot", lamented the first terrorist. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first terrorist says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag with a white beard and top hat came boiling out.
He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish." I said, "No shi!t?"
God Bless America
Verified by Brian Williams NBC anchor news, he was there when it happened.
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