E-Mail Profile

[FastEd]

I welcome E-Mail fom anybody, any time, on any subject.

I have a great collection of cartoons and will send you one occasionally, if you are interested.

I rarely do jokes.

I have a short attention span and usually don't read anything over 3 sentences...

Being up-front, I admit to being a grouch, often accused of having a sick sense of humor, and a low tolerance for criticism...

I enjoy looking at interesting photos of cars, airplanes, guns, sports, and women, with or without their clothes on, etc.

I do all kinds of graphic arts as a hobby but draw the line at forgery or counterfeiting.

I usually get up about 9:00 am and I take enough pills to eliminate the need for breakfast. But I like go out for Lunch, and I no longer hear voices and the police are not looking for me.

Depending on the weather, I go to the gun range and practice killing people on Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday. Never on Weekends, so I don't have to run the risk of shooting some kid for running up and down the aisle screaming his head off. Which is probably a capital offense in Ohio, being different than Florida...

So, I usually read my E-Mail daily after 5:00 pm and always respond to each letter with a cutesy reply, no matter how stupid it may be. Maybe as late as 2:00 am.

Over the years I've been called Ed, Edward, Eddie, Big Ed, Fast Eddie, Killer, Flash, Sonny, Sonny Boy, and Shithead, which is what mother always called me. Considering all, I still prefer Ed mainly because its the easiest for me to remember.

Look forward to hearing from you, soon...

 

[SAJohn]

Ed, You run a serious risk of being flooded with e-mail. Some years ago here Iowegan posted his e-mail address and the bots swamped him.

John

 

[DA_TriggR4Ruger]

I posted an emial on here once a long time ago, when i still had yahoo and a free hosted geocities website. I killed both accounts off due to my inability to actually utilize it due to all the bots and spammers.

 

[Bucks Owin]

Hmmm...Are we related? :wink:

(Same morning ritual... :lol: )

 

[Wyandot Jim]

Ed,
Please just keep doing what you do on this Forum.
Email what the hell is that
Yep we could be Brothers when it comes to the mornings

 

[contender]

Let's hope you don't get swamped with too many useless emails. We consider you a big part of our family here & I'd hate to ruin that!

 

[Cholo]

FastEd, I read every one of your posts. Don't change a thing. Email addy? I think a PM would be the better deal...

 

[FastEd]

I really did that without thinking. I found that post in an old file and it had an ancient E-Mail address at the bottom. I, automatically changed it to my newer add without thinking. It was just a joke. I never intended anyone to actually E-Mail me.

They say the mind is the first to go...

 

[Colonialgirl]

They say the mind is the first to go...

The Mind goes ?? :shock: :shock:
Where's it go so I know where to look for mine in the future. :roll: :roll: :roll: :wink:

 

[Colonialgirl]

Here's a little something I picked up on another website today:

Now that we are into renaming things like Mount Diablo, President Obama wants to rename the San Andreas Fault. His suggestion, Bush's Fault.

 

[wizofwas]

What is a mind?