Coldwater Clean

[Colonialgirl]

Larry went to visit his 86 year old grandfather in a very rural area. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, Larry’s grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon and eggs. Larry noticed a film like substance on his place, and questioned his grandfather asking, “Are these plates clean?”
His grandfather replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get em. Just you go ahead and finish your meal”.

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, Larry was concerned about the plates as it appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, “Are you sure these plates are clean?”

Without looking up the old man said, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don’t you worry, I don’t want to hear another word about it”.

Later that afternoon, as he was leaving, his grandfather’s dog started to growl, and wouldn’t let him pass. Larry yelled and said, “Grandfather, your dog won’t let me get to my car”.
Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted,


‘COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN NOW, YAH HEAR ME!!!

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[eric conrad]

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[H.H. Hipshot]

I have friends who let their dogs lick the plates clean, then put the plates in the dishwasher.

You really can't tell the difference between licked and washed.

HHH

 

[Colonialgirl]

I have friends who let their dogs lick the plates clean, then put the plates in the dishwasher.

You really can't tell the difference between licked and washed.

HHH

I aint admitten Nuthin !!
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[Rick Courtright]

I have friends who let their dogs lick the plates clean, then put the plates in the dishwasher.

You really can't tell the difference between licked and washed.

Hi,

I have a dear friend, who lives in a sparkling all white house and as such tends to be finicky about some things, who does that. She lives out in the desert and calls it water conservation as she doesn't have to pre-rinse anything. She might be onto something... cuz Hipshot's right about not telling the difference!

Rick C

 

[gramps]

It has been pandered about, that a dogs saliva is antiseptic? I don't know if that is true, but it makes sense, realizing all the places they lick/sniff without any problems stemming from that behavior. :shock:
gramps