Brilliant Irish Text Message

[Colonialgirl]

Brilliant Irish Text Message

An Irishman out one night with friends send his wife the following text message:

"Mary, I'm just having one more pint with the lads.
If I'm not home in 20 minutes,
Read this message again."

 

[Kevin]

Ha ha ha! Let's just hope he walks home singing loudly off key.

 

[Chuckbuster II]

I wonder if her response was the old Loretta Lynn song
"Don't come home from Drinkin, with Luvin on your mind"

KdK

 

[Fox Mike]

Classic! That goes forward.

 

[graygun]

I see a woman with a rolling pin in her hand.

 

[gramps]

I see a woman with a rolling pin in her hand.

Cast iron skillet in my neck of the woods! :shock:
gramps

 

[WendyZXZ]

I have both a marble rolling pin and a few cast iron skillets!

 

[Fox Mike]

One I have used was to call home and say loudly..."Don't pay the ransom, I got away! As soon as I find out where I am I'll be home." It REALLY didn't work, the wife saw NO humor in it, but what the heck it was worth a try. :?

 

[Fountain E. Conner]

'Reminds me of a "drinking establishment", named "No Place", that used-to-be just east of Hurlburt Field.

I'm sure there were some interesting yarns spun from, around, and about there.

 

[Merle1948]

I may get so drunk I have to crawl home, but by God I'll crawl home like an Irishman!

An Irishman is never truly drunk unless he falls off the face of the earth!

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

[Critch]

I once fell off a bar stool and missed the floor....

 

[Merle1948]

I once fell off a bar stool and missed the floor....

I'd LOVE to hear that story.... :shock: