Blonde Joke - Yea I know.

joe812

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Just saw this one.

An old blonde Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into.

She was hysterical as she explained her situation to the dispatcher:

"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.

The dispatcher said, " Stay calm, an officer is on the way".

A few minutes later, the officer radios in.

"Disregard", he says, "She got in the back seat by mistake".
 
My youngest daughter is a blond. You do not dare tell blond jokes to her. as risk of life and limb.
Paul B.
 
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