Bill Clinton Jogging

[Bear Paw Jack]

Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua. But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.

With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back, “Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog!
As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the former Secretary of State.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker! Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled..."See what you get for five bucks!?"

 

[6GUNSONLY]

Haha.

 

[32shooter]

That's a good one!! :lol: :lol:

 

[Merle1948]

And that would be $4.75 too much !!! :mrgreen:

 

[blume357]

side note, back in about 2004 I was working at the White House and noticed while looking out an upper window the the oval drive way in front had an extra inside addition of asphalt added about 4 ft wide. This was darker and looked much newer than the other part. Later on I was out in front and happened to walk over to this new section, one of the guys that works there was with me... and as I stepped on the new 'asphalt' I realized it was spongy and soft and said, "what the heck is this?" He said Clinton had it put in so that he could jog around it in the morning....

I didn't see the $50 hooker, she must have been off duty or left when Bush showed up.

 

[SamV]

On old joke, but still funny. The Clinton's are getting closer to the walker and wheelchair stage than jogging shoe stage. Wouldn't change the hooker interaction though!

 

[Conservative]

I was hoping to read: "Jugged" as in Leavenworth...

 

[Ka6otm]

Love it