Armadillos

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The little ba*ta*ds are back. I just hate putting out seven dust all around my house. I know Contender has said many time eliminate the the food source you eliminate the critters. I've read a good helping of cayenne pepper powder around the area works ?? and it doesn't bother the birds so they say. I've also read that the World Tech ultra sonic solar powered critter chaser works also, at 50 bucks each.

Has any of you good folks tried either. The nights I stay up late with a blaster they must sleep in, the nights I sleep in they are out and about messing up things.
 
Has any of you good folks tried either. The nights I stay up late with a blaster they must sleep in, the nights I sleep in they are out and about messing up things.
Yep we also have those POS around our house.
I used to use a 22LR but as more houses have been built I now use the 12 Ga. I normally go on patrol around 12-1am. Like you state sometimes they don't come out. As far as their food supply ours root around for grub worms and such which makes a mess of the yard. Then if that isn't enough they dig big holes next to the house looking for a place to live in Wifie's flower beds. NOT GOOD!!! :)
 
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Ah yes, the Texas speed bumps.
Well I know there are a lot of run over Armadillos in Texas BUT I'm probably the only Texan run over by an Armadillo.

Now this is my no sh!t story.
It was a cold, wet, and very dark night when I was told by Wifie to go on Dillo Patrol. The damn critters had been in her flower beds. NOT GOOD
It was about 1am when I went out into the dark night with my trusty scoped 10-22 and flashlight. I saw that digger of beds right off and he didn't see me. I drew a perfect bead on him and let go of the best 22LR money can buy $9.00 for 500:-). I knew right off it was a well placed shot when that critter jumped about 3' in to the air. He must of had his little feet going 90mph because when he hit the ground he was a blur and headed for the front of the house. I saw the ferocious wounded critter headed for a hiding place in our driveway 18" culvert. I approached the Beast very carefully and quite. I then got down on haunches in a crouched position with rifle and light in hand. I saw those beady eyes looking at me like now what are you going to do Mr, Hunter. I'll show you CRACK another hit. Now Mr. Wild angry Critter starts running my way and as I'm trying to back peddle I fall backwards on my back yep you guessed it in the ditch water. Remember it was a wet night. As I'm spread eagle in the wet ditch Mr. Dillo RUNS over me. So now I have a wet back side and blood and foot prints on my from side and Dillo is gone. Of course I had to tell Wifie that I was lucky to be alive after being attacked by the Texas Biggest and world's meanest Dillo known to man. NAAAAAA she didn't believe my BS either.
 
Well, the 'Dillos were here first (actually, they are as close a kin to dinosaurs as most anything else alive - except maybe allegators). Keep f*$king with those critters and next thing you know, the Austin Lefties will be demanding the 'Dillos be paid reparations, with all monies deposited in a "trust me" fund administered by BETO.
 

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We ride around in SxS’s at nite and shoot them in Hay meadows. Rednecks do hav simple entertainment. Tippmann AR 22 w very bright weapon’s light. And w 30rd mag you can work on Dillo’s!!
 
I thought they were tick and other pest eaters like possums. I do know they can carry leprosy. If no one touches them aren't they actually helpful even if they are ugly as hell?
They dig up your lawn and garden looking for grubs. They nest in burrows that they dig and cattle ranchers hate them because their cattle step in their burrows and trip sometime breaking their legs,
 
Here's a very helpful hint: If you're riding a motorcycle (or bicycle for that matter), don't try to nudge one aside with your foot while you are in motion, even at low speed. Odds are good you'll end up with a broken toe or two, as they are tough and amazingly heavy for their size. Please do not ask how I came by this knowledge...I have so little dignity left already.
 
I asked contender about the big holes all over my yard and he said probably skunks. We've had skunks forever here, but I've never gotten holes this big. It could be an armadillo. Many days there's 10+ new holes some big enough to drop a baseball into, sometimes 2.

Let me find the little bas**** and I'll make coyote food out of it! :mad:
 
I asked contender about the big holes all over my yard and he said probably skunks. We've had skunks forever here, but I've never gotten holes this big. It could be an armadillo. Many days there's 10+ new holes some big enough to drop a baseball into, sometimes 2.

Let me find the little bas**** and I'll make coyote food out of it! :mad:
Those holes are about the right size that an Armadillo dug looking for grubs. The only problem is they are usually nocturnal and are digging when we are sleeping.
 
I'm in east TN. north of Knoxville, we don't have them. Went to Franklin TN a couple of weeks ago for a funeral and started seeing dead ones on the interstate starting about Crossville. They are getting closer.
 
"I asked contender about the big holes all over my yard and he said probably skunks. "
They sure do dig for 'grubs'. During our 'early thaw' this spring, I noticed a lot of digging and a few nights later discovered the culprits visiting in person.
 
Well I know there are a lot of run over Armadillos in Texas BUT I'm probably the only Texan run over by an Armadillo.

Now this is my no sh!t story.
It was a cold, wet, and very dark night when I was told by Wifie to go on Dillo Patrol. The damn critters had been in her flower beds. NOT GOOD
It was about 1am when I went out into the dark night with my trusty scoped 10-22 and flashlight. I saw that digger of beds right off and he didn't see me. I drew a perfect bead on him and let go of the best 22LR money can buy $9.00 for 500:). I knew right off it was a well placed shot when that critter jumped about 3' in to the air. He must of had his little feet going 90mph because when he hit the ground he was a blur and headed for the front of the house. I saw the ferocious wounded critter headed for a hiding place in our driveway 18" culvert. I approached the Beast very carefully and quite. I then got down on haunches in a crouched position with rifle and light in hand. I saw those beady eyes looking at me like now what are you going to do Mr, Hunter. I'll show you CRACK another hit. Now Mr. Wild angry Critter starts running my way and as I'm trying to back peddle I fall backwards on my back yep you guessed it in the ditch water. Remember it was a wet night. As I'm spread eagle in the wet ditch Mr. Dillo RUNS over me. So now I have a wet back side and blood and foot prints on my from side and Dillo is gone. Of course I had to tell Wifie that I was lucky to be alive after being attacked by the Texas Biggest and world's meanest Dillo known to man. NAAAAAA she didn't believe my BS either.
Say it so.....
 
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Well call me a sucker if you want. A-zon delivered two 5 lbs. containers of cayenne pepper powder late today. I played it safe and dawned a mask and opened one if the containers. I went about applying 3 perimeters 3 feet apart all around the house. Was surprised at how far a 5 lbs. container would go.......

It might not keep them away, but I can tell you for sure, if the bastards eat grubs and worms at my place tonight they'll be eating spicy ones.
 
Well, at the tender age of 15,, I was introduced to Armadillos while in Florida with the BSA. We were spending a week canoeing, fishing, camping etc in the Central Fl area. The Camp Ranger told us; "If you catch one, we'll clean it & I'll cook it for you. They are tasty."
All week long, us boys tried to sneak up on them, grab them quickly by the tail, and snatch them off the ground. They are strong, can run fast, and if you don't grab one close to the body by the tail, the tail "shell" will come off leaving you holding a hollow tail shell. They can't see very well, but their hearing is very acute.
After a week of trying,, our last night at the camp, the Ranger was cooking one he'd killed already,, since we'd failed. (I'd gotten close and had the tail shell as a Troop souvenir.
Just before supper,, I managed to catch one! FINALLY!!!!!
But I was told to release it, as we had one cooking.
It was VERY good eating.
A year later,,, once again, same camp & all, I was back. I caught one the first night out. I killed it, cleaned it, and cooked it. Simple flour, salt, pepper, & hot cooking oil. First batch,, the boys waited until it cooled to sample it. Second & third batch,, they were grabbing the bite sized pieces from the hot grease to eat.
Yes,, not only are they good to eat, but are very tasty.

3-4 years later,, while stationed at Ft. Hood Tx. I was walking back from the PX,, and spotted a Dillo. Well, he too was caught. Upon entering the barracks,, many a soldier,, especially the minority ones were running & slamming doors to get away from it. I had set it down on the slick tile floor, and it wasn't able to run too fast. But many a soldier did run fast,, all while screaming selective language. :D
I released that one later too.

They are night dwellers, and as noted,, eat grubs, worms & such. Digging A LOT to get whatever they hear under the soil. They are very destructive to yards & gardens because of the digging.
They have also been migrating to other states. I work in animal damage control, and the State has a mandate for me to report any I see, even road kills.

There are trapping methods, and there are chemicals to kill their food that can deter them from your property. Both require regular work. I know how to build traps, and also how to build stuff to prevent them from enjoying your yard or garden. But often,, either method can be laborious, or expensive.
And many states have strict laws about certain chemicals that are capable of killin the grubs & worms. Many chemicals that are very effective are banned for various reasons.
But,, killing the grubs,, or worms can be the most cost effective method of CONTROL,, but you won't eradicate them fully. Only a barrier around the property, correctly constructed can keep them out.
 
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