Ah yes, the Texas speed bumps.
Well I know there are a lot of run over Armadillos in Texas BUT I'm probably the only Texan run over by an Armadillo.
Now this is my no sh!t story.
It was a cold, wet, and very dark night when I was told by Wifie to go on Dillo Patrol. The damn critters had been in her flower beds. NOT GOOD
It was about 1am when I went out into the dark night with my trusty scoped 10-22 and flashlight. I saw that digger of beds right off and he didn't see me. I drew a perfect bead on him and let go of the best 22LR money can buy $9.00 for 500

. I knew right off it was a well placed shot when that critter jumped about 3' in to the air. He must of had his little feet going 90mph because when he hit the ground he was a blur and headed for the front of the house. I saw the ferocious wounded critter headed for a hiding place in our driveway 18" culvert. I approached the Beast very carefully and quite. I then got down on haunches in a crouched position with rifle and light in hand. I saw those beady eyes looking at me like now what are you going to do Mr, Hunter. I'll show you CRACK another hit. Now Mr. Wild angry Critter starts running my way and as I'm trying to back peddle I fall backwards on my back yep you guessed it in the ditch water. Remember it was a wet night. As I'm spread eagle in the wet ditch Mr. Dillo RUNS over me. So now I have a wet back side and blood and foot prints on my from side and Dillo is gone. Of course I had to tell Wifie that I was lucky to be alive after being attacked by the Texas Biggest and world's meanest Dillo known to man. NAAAAAA she didn't believe my BS either.