Anything Goes Wednesday

[SAJohn]

I think it might be fun to have any topic post.

A great breakfast combination is pork chops, fried eggs, toast, coffee, and Mac and Cheese.

My wife used to think that Bill Clinton was a despicable skirt chaser although she liked that he has a sense of humor. Now that she has studied Hillary, she tells me she doesn't blame him for the skirt chasing

Blended whisky and coke go together really well. (So does Black Jack Daniels and 7-up. Scotch whisky tastes like medicine. Do not believe anyone who tells you that the taste a gin martini will grow on you.

When you are doing hard work outside on a summer day, the best drink is iced tea. When you have finished the work, the best drink is a cold beer.

If you are having an argument with your wife and winning, apologize profusely. (Stolen from R. A. Heinlein)

Get your wife her own TV and remote control.

Frequently show your wife how much your gun collection has appreciated in value (the same with your old classic or sports car).

Never say anything bad about a friend as it will get back to them.

Never buy a brand new car.

Credit cards are a form a financial heroin. (again Heinlein)

Own a dog whenever you can but let the wife have her cats.

Always take the high ground when hunting (man or animal).

In home defense, if at all possible, let the bad guy come to you.

Please give me some of thoughts on any subject but please do not shove this into the political section.

John

 

[Bob Wright]

A great breakfast combination is pork chops, fried eggs, toast, coffee, and Mac and Cheese.

True enough, but I do prefer country ham with red eye gravy, scrambled eggs, biscuits with sorghum molasses. Tennessee Pride Hot sausage may be substituted for the ham.

But then, too, is thick sliced, crisp bacon, with milk gravy and biscuit.

Never say anything bad about a friend as it will get back to them.

Never say anything bad about a friend.


Bob Wright

 

[toysoldier]

It's Vidalia onion season, and one of the best sandwiches is whole-wheat toast with peanut butter, mayo, and a slice of Vidalia onion. NOT a "Texas Sweet"---has to be genuine Vidalia.

 

[ChiefMuzz]

This thread reminded me of a Mitch Hedberg skit. I'll add some random Mitch humor:

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that

 

[Bob Wright]

It's Vidalia onion season, and one of the best sandwiches is whole-wheat toast with peanut butter, mayo, and a slice of Vidalia onion. NOT a "Texas Sweet"---has to be genuine Vidalia.

Now why in the World would anybody want a sweet onion? I like the kind that takes somebody else's breath away!

Bob Wright

 

[Bob Wright]

A fair sandwich: Bacon, lettuce, and tomato, with mayonnaise on wheat bread.

A good sandwich: Wheat bread, hot sausage, scrambled egg, and onion.

A better sandwich: My grilled ground beef with mustard, pickle and onion on a bun.

The best sandwich: Three Little Pigs BBQ! (Dark meat, hot sauce.)


Bob Wright

 

[Wyandot Jim]

Well, For you that don't know. You make a BELT Bacon, Lattice, Tomato,
Then you put a fried egg on it.
Yes a Vidalia Onion is OK until you have had a Texas 1015 not a Texas sweet.

 

[tookalisten]

Vidalia onion - peeled, cut top, put several long cuts in it without cutting all the way through (like when you cut a pizza). Place a slab of butter, shake or two of hot sauce, and a shake or two of worcestershire sauce - wrap in foil and put on the back of the grill while you are grilling steaks.

Take off, open and enjoy. Most likely better than the steak you put it on.

 

[ChiefMuzz]

Well, For you that don't know. You make a BELT Bacon, Lattice, Tomato,
Then you put a fried egg on it.
Yes a Vidalia Onion is OK until you have had a Texas 1015 not a Texas sweet.

Jim,
You want a real sandwich, come to Primanti Brothers in Pittsburgh. Your choice of meat, lettuce, tomato, cheese, french fries and cole slaw between two fresh slices of Italian Bread. My favorite is the cappicola and adding a fried egg is an option, and a wise one at that.

 

[Pat-inCO]

Warning: This information contains matter which is known by the State
of California to cause warpage of space and time.

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing
a drink and forgetting where you put it.

What should you do when you see an endangered animal that
is eating an endangered plant?

Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Do illiterate people really enjoy Alphabet Soup?

Old age is when you reach the point when you stop lying
about your age and start bragging about it.

Utility is when you have one telephone,
luxury is when you have two,
and paradise is when you have none.

Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at
science fiction listen to weather forecasts?

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away
three weeks before you need it.

How do I set my laser printer on stun?

Maturity is the ability to do a job whether or not you
are supervised and to carry money without spending it.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Have you noticed since everyone has a cell phone these days
no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

OK, so what IS the speed of dark?

 

[gramps]

Some of you guys aren't wrapped too tight! :shock: I like that ! 8)
gramps

 

[Bob Wright]

Pat -inCo asked:

OK, so what IS the speed of dark?

That's an easy one: same as the speed of light. As light proceeds, dark recedes.

Bob Wright

 

[Bob Wright]

And, more nonsense:

Our church gave out a gift to each father for Father's Day. It was a combination ball point pen and LED light.

Only problem, the light is on the wrong end. It is on the opposite end from the pen.

So far I've been able to write only three words, short ones at that, before I have to shine the light on the paper again.

Bob Wright

 

[Mike J]

If I was to tell you that I am a liar, not to believe a single word I say. Would you believe me?

I like fried egg & cheese sandwiches with mayonnaise. I fry them in butter melt the cheese on the egg. Then after putting the egg with cheese on the bread I put the whole thing back in the skillet to "toast" in the butter until it is nice & greasy. Sometimes I even put a slice of fried bologna on it.

 

[coach]

On an anything goes Wednesday I wouldn't mind sitting down with a nice pitcher of martinis. Without gin it wouldn't really be a martini. No need to acquire a taste if you use good gin.

 

[Pat-inCO]

If I was to tell you that I am a liar,
not to believe a single word I say.
Would you believe me?

That's almost like "If you try to fail and succeed,
which have you done?" :shock:

 

[Jimbo357mag]

From the title I thought this thread was about taking off your pants. It is summer.

Where the heck is my mind?

 

[Wyandot Jim]

Vidalia onion - peeled, cut top, put several long cuts in it without cutting all the way through (like when you cut a pizza). Place a slab of butter, shake or two of hot sauce, and a shake or two of worcestershire sauce - wrap in foil and put on the back of the grill while you are grilling steaks.

Take off, open and enjoy. Most likely better than the steak you put it on.

Yep that is a great way to do onions. Another way is to core it almost to the bottom and then put in a beef bullion cube with olive oil with salt and pepper wrap in alum. foil.

 

[Colonialgirl]

A great breakfast combination is pork chops, fried eggs, toast, coffee, and Mac and Cheese.

True enough, but I do prefer country ham with red eye gravy, scrambled eggs, biscuits with sorghum molasses. Tennessee Pride Hot sausage may be substituted for the ham.

But then, too, is thick sliced, crisp bacon, with milk gravy and biscuit.

Never say anything bad about a friend as it will get back to them.

Never say anything bad about a friend.

Bob Wright

Oh, I don't know; I sorta grew fond the the English Breakfast of Eggs, Bacon, Beans and Bangers !!
Got introduced to that while visiting my English friends that live in Brereton, UK.