Any fun bumper stickers to report?

[Rick Courtright]

Hi,

Saw a couple last week, first one on a pickup:

"Daddy, if God made everything, does He live in China?"

And in the rear window of an SUV where folks love to put those little "family" decals there was no family, but this:

"Zombies ate my stick family!"

Any others to add?

Rick C

 

[Rumrunner]

Upside down on a Jeep back bumper, "If you can read this flip me over".

 

[Don Lovel]

a favorite if you have a Colorado license plate

"NO OFFICER I DON'T HAVE ANY WEED IN MY VEHICLE,
IF I DID I WOULD BE AT HOME SMOKING IT"

 

[6gun]

I liked one where a guy had his family of guns instead of stick people.

 

[graygun]

"PTSD,back the %$*& Off"

 

[steveodtw]

An old favorite is "Rugby players eat their dead". Never played but those Ruggers I've met...seems perfectly reasonable.

 

[Colonialgirl]

An old favorite is "Rugby players eat their dead". Never played but those Ruggers I've met...seems perfectly reasonable.

Well, The explanation I've ALWAYS heard is :

Soccer is a Gentleman's Sport played by thugs

Rugby is a THUGS Sport played by Gentlemen

Does That help any ?? :roll: :roll: :roll: :wink: :mrgreen:

 

[wwb]

Saw it many years ago on an old beater in the small town where my son went to college:

Rugby Players Have Leather Balls

 

[Chuckbuster II]

My Favorite
D.A.D.D. Dad's Against Daughters Dating
shoot the first one and the word gets around

Featured pic of an "AR"

Kevin

 

[Fox Mike]

The one that I REALLY like said "My cat is smarter than your honor roll student."

 

[rugerguy211]

My hockey player beat up your honor student.

 

[wunbe]

Not strictly on topic but..

Some vanity plates.

-- "RU12"

-- "IOU12PLA" (2PLA is the name for Chinese Military Intelligence! There is a story behind that one for sure.)

wunbe

 

[Phoenix too]

"No farms, No beer."

Last night, I had to close in for a confirming read.

 

[Dan in MI]

I saw one thismorning. Tire cover on a Jeep.


Right side up said "no problem" upside down it read "problem"

 

[Pat-inCO]

Don't honk, I'm reloading.

 

[Pal Val]

On the bumper of a beat-up pickup truck - Chevy - Takes a beatin' and keeps on truckin'.

In the store (did not buy it) - If you can read this, you're in shooting range.

In the store (bought it) - Toxic gas inside. Enter at own risk.

 

[graygun]

Trabajar Por Cerveza ...... saw that one about 15 years ago

 

[LLC]

Best I've seen recently was an "Obama/Biden 2012" sticker next to a vanity plate that said "I TEECH".

 

[Paul B]

Couple of my faves:
Support your local police. Pay graft.
Stop organized crime: abolish the IRS.
Get the US out of the UN and the UN out of the US
I ran that last one on my truck.
Paul B.

 

[TCGuy]

I like the stickers I've seen placed just above the exhaust pipe on large, diesel pickup trucks: "Prius Repellent."

 

[Cholo]

My "Dr. Kevorkian For White House Physician" bumper sticker, during the Clinton years, got my freshly painted F-150 keyed 3x from front to back. It was still a good sticker! Liberals have such a great sense of humor... :roll:

 

[Bob Wright]

Another one:

"If God is your co-pilot, you're sitting in the wrong seat."

Bob Wright

 

[Tensaw]

"YOU ARE WASTING TIME WATER BOARDING A LIBERAL. THEY CAN NEVER TELL THE TRUTH!"

 

[Rick Courtright]

Hi,

If we're gonna toss vanity plates in, one of my favorites was on a bright red Mitsubishi 3000 sports car years ago when they first came out:

1FSTZRO

Another, on one of those Saturn convertibles driven by a cute young thing (quite likely financed by The Bank of Daddy):

LIL PH(heart symbol)

Rick C

 

[Kyberz]

Vanity plate on a VW Rabbit GTI in San Francisco (circa early 1980s). FKSLK12.

 

[Bull Barrel]

One I saw in a BP station in Mobile, AL many years ago...warning, not PC....

"If had known I'd have picked my own cotton" with "cotton" being the cotton industry logo.

And, a twist on the Intel Inside logo, instead replacing "Intel" with ".223".

And my own, a picture of a Confederate cannon with the words, "Got balls?".

 

[akbluz]

I saw one that said "Smoke a Pack a Day" and a wolf with a red "slash" through it.

 

[Jimbo357mag]

Bumper sticker ---- 'Nuke The Whales' ----

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IUxK_0WLbg

 

[bobski]

no farms....

no food.........

 

[Rick Courtright]

Bumper sticker ---- 'Nuke The Whales' ----

Hi,

A little off topic though inspired by that theme:

Why don't you ever see a guy wearing a "Save the whales" t-shirt dancing with a fat chick?

Rick C