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The Board of Directors of the ELITE ultra secret sixgun organization heretofore known as The Callshot Fan Club have authorized me to me make this once in a lifetime offer.
Whereas we The Board recognize that EVERYMAN has the right to have a HERO in life we have decided after much deliberation to open membership to deseving applicants.
Prospective members need not have one leg shorter than the other, however a hitch in ones step would serve nicely. Members should look suave and debonair in country plaid longsleeve shirts and overalls and be at least half blind in one eye.
If you DONT have a 44 special you need not apply. A proper memeber totes his sixgun in Hidestretcher GP Leathergoods and keeps a Snow blade close to repel man eating badgers.
Pay close attention, as there is MORE to follow.
Whereas we The Board recognize that EVERYMAN has the right to have a HERO in life we have decided after much deliberation to open membership to deseving applicants.
Prospective members need not have one leg shorter than the other, however a hitch in ones step would serve nicely. Members should look suave and debonair in country plaid longsleeve shirts and overalls and be at least half blind in one eye.
If you DONT have a 44 special you need not apply. A proper memeber totes his sixgun in Hidestretcher GP Leathergoods and keeps a Snow blade close to repel man eating badgers.
Pay close attention, as there is MORE to follow.