A One Liner I found

[Colonialgirl]

:D :D

"If a nose goes on strike, do you picket?"

:shock: :shock:
:roll: :roll: :roll:
:mrgreen:

 

[coach]

If pick it, it will never heal.

 

[jz78817]

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

 

[Ruger1441]

Who noses ?

 

[Mtneer]

:D :D

"If a nose goes on strike, do you picket?"

:shock: :shock:
:roll: :roll: :roll:
:mrgreen:

Sometimes not.

 

[Scout943]

The schnoz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flvGmVgwkWk

 

[loaded round]

...and ten thousand comedians are out of work!

 

[FastEd]

You have to go deep for those big ones...

 

[Joe Reilly]

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're backwards.

 

[Cooperhawk]

With "Hairy Nostrils" and his "Jolly Nose Pickers" singing Dig, dig, dig. :D

 

[Jimbo357mag]

If it ain't a 'union' nose just fire it. :D

 

[nvbirdman]

When it comes to making jokes, you blew it.

 

[gramps]

Nvbirdman stated: When it comes to making nose jokes, you blew it!


There I fixed it for you. :mrgreen:
gramps

 

[bogus bill]

I too once was a nose picker!

 

[GunnyGene]

Carlin: Why is it you can prick your finger, but you can't finger your ...................?

 

[mikewriter]

When you are kissing your honey and her (his) noes is runny, don't think its funny, 'cause it's snot!

 

[loaded round]

Sick!