FastEd
Hunter
- Joined
- Jun 13, 2008
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- RIVERSIDE, OH, Home of the Air Force Museum
A terrible thing happened this morning.
Having decided to quit the Ruger Forum I got up early this morning intent on removing it from my PC completely. But I started to have trouble. I could not delete it in the usual way. I tried several different times and it would not go away. I right clicked and the message says this address is no longer available and please recheck your cable connection.
What is wrong here? I gave it a rest while I had my glass of goat’s milk and my two pieces of cinnamon toast, without the raisins, for breakfast. I was so distracted that I burned the cinnamon toast and had to scrape it off with the butter knife.
After the meal I rested for a while and then I attacked the PC again. I tried everything but to no avail. The deeper into the system I went the worse it got.
I started to sweat through my NRA Tee shirt and my hand started to shake. My skin began itching and my ears started to ring. Oh that was just the phone. I have never experienced anything like this before. Could this be the end? What must I do now, the Devil himself has consumed my Dell. Please God make it well again! I will do anything. Go to church again. I will return all the quarters I took from the collection plate during my child hood, even give my right address to the IRS. I will even cancel my subscription to “Playboy.” Even sell my collection of human heads, Sic.
And then at that moment it all came to me clear as the water from Lake Erie. This is the work of Elfago. He has put a lock on my system and I realized that I am doomed to wander the Information Highway forever and ever. I will be reduced to drinking water out of all the hoof prints in South Texas. Now that’s a tough gig…
NYUK! NYUK!
Having decided to quit the Ruger Forum I got up early this morning intent on removing it from my PC completely. But I started to have trouble. I could not delete it in the usual way. I tried several different times and it would not go away. I right clicked and the message says this address is no longer available and please recheck your cable connection.
What is wrong here? I gave it a rest while I had my glass of goat’s milk and my two pieces of cinnamon toast, without the raisins, for breakfast. I was so distracted that I burned the cinnamon toast and had to scrape it off with the butter knife.
After the meal I rested for a while and then I attacked the PC again. I tried everything but to no avail. The deeper into the system I went the worse it got.
I started to sweat through my NRA Tee shirt and my hand started to shake. My skin began itching and my ears started to ring. Oh that was just the phone. I have never experienced anything like this before. Could this be the end? What must I do now, the Devil himself has consumed my Dell. Please God make it well again! I will do anything. Go to church again. I will return all the quarters I took from the collection plate during my child hood, even give my right address to the IRS. I will even cancel my subscription to “Playboy.” Even sell my collection of human heads, Sic.
And then at that moment it all came to me clear as the water from Lake Erie. This is the work of Elfago. He has put a lock on my system and I realized that I am doomed to wander the Information Highway forever and ever. I will be reduced to drinking water out of all the hoof prints in South Texas. Now that’s a tough gig…
NYUK! NYUK!