crstrode
Single-Sixer
Geez!
A bunch of you folks need to look at this:
A bunch of you folks need to look at this:
Did you wear a tie and make it a formal occasion?Well, I see I'm not the only one who feels exposed and vulnerable.
Just as a matter of fact, when I entered the hopsital this time, those "gowns" were optional to me, so until I went for the "proceedure" I stayed,and slept, in a white, long tailed dress shirt, my Hanes underwear and socks, and my Wranglers. Uncouth? Maybe, but I wasn't exposed to anybody.
Bob Wright
They never get that close. They call me all of the time to try and make appointments. I feel great. If I need them I'll let them know. In your case I would have sat on the toilet with one foot up on the tank and the other on the TP holder just to screw with them....Home Health Care came by today, two of 'em. One occupational the other physical.
Therapist: "Show me how you sit on the toilet"
O.K., did that. I mean, how many ways is there? And then:
"Get up." Then came the big question: "Can you clean yourself or do you have ot have help?"
After that, demonstratin how to take a shower was pretty straight forward.
Home Health Care decided I don't need therapy.
Bob Wright
When my husband had a colonoscopy a number of years ago he requested mood music...Dueling Banjos!The first time I had to endure a colonoscopy the doctor who was filling in was a client of mine, as were the two nurses who were assisting. First and only clients to see "all of me"
BTDT. Will be 15 years in May. Still alive and kickin'.Waking up from a radial prostatectomy with 6 holes in your belly and a hose you could fuel a tanker with hanging out of yer dingdong is the experience of a lifetime. I was black and blue from my chest to my crotch from being inflated with nitrogen for the procedure and I felt like I was kicked in the family jewels. Cancer is no fun...
Radical it is! I have had further treatments and it has moved around but I am still kicking too.BTDT. Will be 15 years in May. Still alive and kickin'.
Oh, and BTW, it's radical, nor radial.
Yep. Been there, done that. I've had seven back surgeries. Three months before the last one the nerves to my bladder were affected and I had to do the catheter bit. The nurses "trained" me. If I were 50 years younger it might have been more fun.I think at one point I had a catheter 12 Mondays in a row ….. not hard for that to make a fella cranky LOL.
Now when I go for a follow up I'm shucking off my britches while the nurse is still gabbing about the procedure,
Saw some topless female indigenous natives in a rural mountain village when my family was stationed in Taiwan during the late 1950s.This is funny. Try living in China for a few months. In areas that do not have many foreigners or tourists, the people walk around naked think nothing of it.
I'll bet Bob still had his nice Blackhawk .44 strapped on.Did you wear a tie and make it a formal occasion?
And so is THAT when you got the nickname "Shorty?"Oh, ask about treatments for bladder cancer.
Chippendale dancers have had fewer women see their junk.
And the joy of being from a small town.
One nurse is the daughter of a friend from high school.
Another remembered me from when I volunteered for "playground duty" as she and my son went to grade school together.
In all fairness …. All were very good to me and great at their jobs. Ya just gotta get past resigning your humility. It's only business to them.
Getting old ain't for sissy's.