You might be a redneck if,,,,,

contender · Mar 30, 2019

You might be a redneck if you find out your second cousin owns a car like this;

I saw this car the other day & knew it was "local." Just yesterday,,, I found out it belongs to my second cousin. He's a teenager,,,, and he likes the Dukes of Hazzard.
I need to teach him a few things,, but then again,, he may not pay attention to me.

coach · Mar 30, 2019

At least it isn’t on blocks in front of his trailer.

contender · Mar 30, 2019

He does live in a trailer.

skeeter · Mar 31, 2019

I think you need to buy him a couple rattle cans of orange spray paint. He’ll probably surprise you and show up with his own Daisy Duke. Look at the bright side, he’s not one of those metrosexuals. He probably like outdoor stuff and firearms. It could be a lot worse.

Mobuck · Mar 31, 2019

Is that a spoiler on the trunk lid? If so, the rig is fully equipped but you could gift him a couple of Confederate flag stickers

Fortunately, I don't have to worry about General Lee look alikes--my Cousins mostly go for Dodge duallies with straight pipes