Words to live by

[wwb]

Ladies, if a man says he'll fix it, he WILL fix it. There's no need to remind him every six months.

I love it when the wife gives me the "Silent Treatment". She thinks it's a punishment.

When NASA's "Curiosity" landed on Mars, it found no beer. This proves conclusively that men are NOT from Mars.

I overheard a guy complaining about how much his wedding cost. He's really gonna be pissed in a few years when he finds out what the divorce costs.

Judging by the frying pan that just flew past my head, I did something wrong. I can hardly wait to find out what it was.

 

[Selena]

Judging by the frying pan that just flew past my head, I did something wrong. I can hardly wait to find out what it was.

Silly man, that frying pan is a warning you are about to do something wrong. Had you actually done something wrong she wouldn't have missed.

Selena (who can hit a running mouse at 20 paces with an eight inch cast iron skillet)

 

[pyth0n]

Ladies, if a man says he'll fix it, he WILL fix it. There's no need to remind him every six months.

I love it when the wife gives me the "Silent Treatment". She thinks it's a punishment.

When NASA's "Curiosity" landed on Mars, it found no beer. This proves conclusively that men are NOT from Mars.

I overheard a guy complaining about how much his wedding cost. He's really gonna be pissed in a few years when he finds out what the divorce costs.

Judging by the frying pan that just flew past my head, I did something wrong. I can hardly wait to find out what it was.

:lol:

 

[contender]

Remind me to NOT pizz-off Selena! I'm bigger than a mouse, & I'm too old & fat to duck fast!

 

[Colonialgirl]

Remind me to NOT pizz-off Selena! I'm bigger than a mouse, & I'm too old & fat to duck fast!

I aint atouchin' that with a 12 foot pole from behind a fence. :roll: :wink: :wink:

 

[stevemb]

Now this is some funny stuff ! Thanks.