Username and password

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There is a baseball player on the Red Sox whose first name is so impossible to pronounce (Jhostynxon) they call him Password.

Apparently he has a brother that is a prospect in the Red Sox organization with a similar impossible name, they call username.
 
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Senior citizen trying to set a password


WINDOWS: Please enter your new password:

USER: "cabbage"

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: "boiled cabbage"

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: "1 boiled cabbage"

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: "50bloodyboiledcabbages"

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

USER: "50BLOODYboiledcabbages"

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER: "50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourButtIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!"

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER: "ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourButtIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow"


WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
 
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