Tips from an old bartender.

[Fox Mike]

1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is
grown up when he starts removing it.

2. We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes, but we never
realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a
hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.

4 Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine
was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

5. Arguing over a girl's bust size, is like choosing between Coors, Fosters,
Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab
whatever is available.

 

[contender]

 

[rugerguy]

how very true, yep, I was a bartender back in the 60's.............

 

[chuck]

very true

 

[Big Old Boy]

I have been a customer of bartenders most of my life and I agree with the above.

 

[Wyandot Jim]

I'll drink to that, oh hell I'll drink to about anything

Good ones

 

[Cooperhawk]

I'll drink to that, oh hell I'll drink to about anything

Good ones

I'm just a little more picky about that.
I will only drink alone or with somebody.
Only on weekends or weekdays.
Only with males or females.
Oh heck, let's just have a drink.

 

[stevemb]

"A guy walks into a bar", another current country song. Life takes turns. Adjustments to be made. Lifer has been kinda brutal the last few weeks. I hope to spend a little time in a close to home bar or winery this weekend.