Thoughts and Questions

[Colonialgirl]

Where can a man buy a CAP for his Knee or a KEY to a LOCK of his hair?

Can your EYES be Called an ACADEMY because there are PUPILS there?

In the CROWN of your head, What JEWELS are found?

WHO crosses the BRIDGE of your NOSE?

Could you use in SHINGLING the ROOF of your MOUTH, The NAILS on the end of your TOES?

Could the CROOK on your ELBOW be sent to JAIL? If SO, WHAT did he DO ?

HOW can you SHARPEN your shoulder BLADES? I'll be DARNED if I KNOW, Do YOU ?

Can you SIT in the SHADE of the PALM of your HAND. OR BEAT the Drum of your Ear?

Will the CALF of your LEG eat the CORN on your TOE: ? Then why not RAISE corn on your EARS ?


Thoughts and Questions from an Uncle LONG AGO !!

 

[contender]

Oh,, you just made "Confucius" dizzy!

 

[Mike J]

LOL! You made me think about a fellow I used to work with. He asked me one day it is people talk about their nose running & their feet smelling.

 

[Pal Val]

Well, I once felt poetic, but living in a city where you need a license for everything from dumping trash to walking a dog, I went to City Hall to buy a POETIC LICENCE. I found an "Office of Licenses and Permits", where I was told I didn´t need a license to write poetry. So, I told the employee I was looking to write some epistles, and he told me the "Gun Permits" office is three doors down the hall.