Stress Defined

[Colonialgirl]

You pick up a hitchhiker...

A young, sexy, beautiful girl.

Suddenly, she faints inside your truck and

you take her to the hospital.

Now that's stressful.



But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and

congratulate you that you're going to be a father.

You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are.

This is getting very stressful!



You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.



After the tests are completed,

The doctor says the test shows you're infertile,

And probably have been since birth.

You're extremely stressed but relieved.



On your way back home, you think about your 5 kids at home.

NOW THAT IS STRESS !!!






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Good friends are like stars, you don't

Always see them ~

But you know they are there.

 

[jack]

That's the "best" news a guy can get and ............... also the "worst" :mrgreen: .

 

[Charon]

The version I heard defined "stress" as a guy with a wife, a girlfriend, and a note at the bank. All one month past due.

 

[bogus bill]

How many of us have been there? The first one can come anytime. After that it takes 9 months.
Somewhere I heard or read that a wedding cake is the best birth control there is.