After re-watching "Cast Aaway" with Tom Hanks it got me to thinking about the plight of being alone on a desert island, even if life could be sustained on that island. Then I thought that there might be worse things than being alone, such as stranded with someone like Rosie O'Donnell. Maybe they will make a remake of the film, with the survivor suddenly finding that there is someone already on this little island, but it is a terrible person. Might make for an interesting movie.
Stranded alone on a desert island, or with Rosie O'Donnell?
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There would have to be an over abundance of food on the island to support her! But since it would be a fictional movie there could be a cheeseburger tree and Greta Thumberg makes the chocolate shakes. I’d be begging for a shark to attack me!
Hanks character thought of jumping off the cliff after awhile. If it were me & o'dumbo were there, I take her to the top to look for ships & wouldn't hesitate pushing her over.
DGW1949
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As I've said before; ....I'd rather be lonesome than miserable.
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Wouldn’t be anyone there to stop you from becoming alone on the island.
Cannibalism becomes a very real possibility in dire circumstances
Cannibalism becomes a very real possibility in dire circumstances
↑ Remember, you are what you eat.
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I would like her to be on the island with me so that when I stand on her shoulders at high tide, I can watch the bubbles come up
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Maybe just cut up for bait then?
protoolman
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I'd just use her for bait for shark fishing. I'd rather eat shark.
fiasconva
Blackhawk
It would certainly be one great incentive to find a way off that island, any way.
I think she could be an island.
I don't know... I might keep her around. She could be used as a heavy bag to keep my boxing skills up and stay in shape. Or just to have something to kick every time that some frustration set in.
You guys don't see the big picture.... fish are very low in fat and contrary to what they tell us, fat is a vital nutrient over time..... just saying... Just like with Hanks on the island you need to use all the available resources to stay alive.
nvbirdman
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I would love to spend my time telling her how much I enjoy shooting and reloading and casting and cleaning my guns.
With, I agree with the cannibalism part, She could be the female(???) Timothy:
No doubt I would be as full as I can be! :)
No doubt I would be as full as I can be! :)
I would think that a movie with someone stranded on an island with Rosie would be a different kind of survival movie, as you would be occupied with surviving each meal without becoming Rosie's entrée.
I’ve never been interested in horror movies.
Long Pig!! Extra heavy on the Pig!!
Just be grateful its not Stacey Adams.
You really couldn't survive off her. It's all fat and gristle.
.Wow! I remember that song. What a blast from the past!
The.Tumbleweed
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Gotta watch that cholesterol.
The only way I could tolerate Rosie O'Donnell on that island with me is if I could somehow tattoo "MAGA" across her forehead, and watch her try to scrape it off with a rock.
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It is my understanding when pirates stranded one of there own for some infraction it was on a small, sandy, non-sustainable island with a loaded pistol and a generous bottle of rum. If I were so stranded with Rosie I definitely would drink the rum and pull the trigger. If I had two pistols I would use the second one on me.
Gryff
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An extra supply of meat, sinew, and bones may not be the worst thing.
RugerForMe
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Hardest part for me would be being alone. Even if I hated someone, I would give them the benefit of the doubt, if they got to be too much, I would cut them up and use them for bait. OR maybe become a cannibal if there holier-than-thou didn't make them taste bitter.
