Outstanding post!!!!
I have never been able to understand the female species signals.
When the wife and I head out to eat I ask "what would you like to eat", her response is your choice, then I give her 3 choices and I get the same answer. When I do pick a place, she says something like, "I had that for lunch. No win situation.
Two weeks ago a lady came over to my new truck while at a gas station, yes I do know her.
She wanted to look inside my new truck and I said go for it.
She hopped inside and said "you need a new seat cover".
I told her that I had special ordered the custom camo seat covers.
She said again " you need a new seat cover", in a much lower tone.
I explained that I bought the best seat covers I could get and I liked the camo.
I sure didn't understand she was wanting to be my "special friend".
What the h**l has seat covers got to do with "special friends"?????
She was annoyed and called me dense cause I didn't understand what she meant.
Now I know what she meant and it ain't gonna happen.
Men folk talk for the most part plain. Not so with women folk. Ya gotta be a dadgum mind reader to understand, they NEVER say what they mean. No wonder us men folk are always in the dog house.
If a man want a steak he says so, women folk give hints............
No wonder us men don't live as long, we is trying to figure out puzzles all the time.
The massive traffic light in the original post says it all.
I reckon women folk feel the need to speak in code.
