SENIOR TEXTING CODES

[Scout943]

Now Seniors have their own texting codes:

* ATD - At the Doctor

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM - Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

* DWI - Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL - Living on Lipitor

* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* TOT - Texting on Toilet

* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

Hope these help. GGLKI
(Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

 

[jlmtr6]

Unfortunately true.

 

[Bull Barrel]

CRS ...cant remember squat.

 

[Colonialgirl]

All Borrowed to share with others my age.

 

[Mobuck]

CRWIH-Can't Remember Why I'm Here(cause I forgot what I came for)

 

[LAH]

FTZ forgot to zip.

 

[Merle1948]

too much truth here! :mrgreen:

 

[GP100]

DJSMD = Damn, Just Soiled My Depends..

 

[GP100]

HYSMT? = Have You Seen My Teeth?

 

[RSIno1]

This is funny. Saw it a couple days ago - I think.
OTFTF: Old Timers Forgot to Forward