Sears order

[Mega Twin]

Two rednecks were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models.
One says to the other, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?'
The second one replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!'
The first one says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.'
The second one smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.'
Three weeks later, the youngest redneck asks his friend, 'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?'
The second redneck replies, 'No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!'

 

[WAYNO]

That's good. I really didn't know where it was going.

Thanks. :mrgreen:

 

[57springer]

:lol:

 

[Jimbo357mag]

Sears catalog ......... I haven't seen one in decades.

 

[akbluz]

I remember we used Sears & Roebuck and also Montgomery Wards catalogs in our outhouse when I was a kid.

 

[bogus bill]

I recall as a 13 year old boy trading in a 20 gauge single barrel Iver Johnson for a pump 12 gauge Sears and giving some boot. (1954).

 

[Fox Mike]

Years ago I had access to untold amounts of Montgomery Ward catalogs; my Mom was the credit manager of the Annapolis MD store. Fortunately we had indoor plumbing then so I just read them. Never tried to order one of the models though.

 

[Ale-8(1)]

I remember we used Sears & Roebuck and also Montgomery Wards catalogs in our outhouse when I was a kid.

They worked pretty good until they went to the slick paper stock. :wink:

 

[bogus bill]

Years ago I rented a old trailer while working for the NPS. It plugged up. The park plumber growled at me that he wanted to use sandpaper.

 

[Merle1948]

I remember we used Sears & Roebuck and also Montgomery Wards catalogs in our outhouse when I was a kid.

Yeah, but it was best to avoid the colored pages....

 

[Colonialgirl]

I remember we used Sears & Roebuck and also Montgomery Wards catalogs in our outhouse when I was a kid.

Yeah, but it was best to avoid the colored pages....

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