Shipping just a box???
I can hear the USPS clerk now.
Clerk "What's in the box"?
Me "A box"
Clerk "A box?"
Me "Yep a box"
Clerk "A box of what"?
Me "nothing"
Clerk "So you're saying there's nothing in the box"?
Me "Yep"
Clerk "Are there any lithium batteries, or flammable liquids in it"?
Me "No it's an empty box"
Clerk "Sir if you're trying to be funny I'll have to ask you to get out of the line and let me help someone else"
Me "Miss shake the box you'll see it's empty"
Clerk "Sir you're insuring this here box, with an empty box in it for $200 and you say there's nothing in it"?
Me "Why is this it difficult for you to understand that I'm sending an empty box"?
Clerk "Insured for $200"?
Me "Yep"
Clerk "Sir we cannot accept an empty box and insure it for $200, the box will collapse when packed in a truck filled with FULL boxes and we'll have to pay the damage, NEXT in line.
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NEXT DAY
Me seeing the same clerk thinking to myself... "Oh no it's HER again"
Clerk soto voce' to herself "Oh no not him again"
Clerk "Good morning sir, what's in the box"?
Me "A box stuffed with newspaper"
Clerk feeling the weight of the box... "Sir this box is still empty"
Me "Yup but it's filled with crumpled news paper"
Clerk "Sir you're insuring this here box, with an empty box in it filled with crumpled newspaper in it for $200"?
Clerk "I'm sorry you'll have to try UPS, have a good day"
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NEXT DAY at UPS
Clerk "What's in the box"?
Me "A box"
Clerk "A box?"
Me "Yep a box"
Clerk "A box of what"?
Me "nothing"
Clerk "So you're saying there's nothing in the box"?
Me "Yep"
Clerk "and you want to insure it for $200?"
Me "Yep" and so it goes to FexEx

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NEXT DAY at FEDEX
Clerk "What's in the box"?
Me "A box"
Clerk "A box?"
Me "Yep a box"
Clerk "A box of what"?
Me "nothing but some crumpled news paper"
Clerk "So you're saying there's nothing in the box"?
Me "YEP"
Clerk "And you want to insure it for $200?"
Me "YEP"
Clerk "Sir you're insuring this here box, with an empty box in it filled with crumpled newspaper in it for $200"?
Me "YEP"
Clerk "OK, that'll be $24.50"
Me "Aren't you concerned my box will be smashed en route"?
Clerk "Nope all of our boxes either get smashed or stolen by drivers or porch pirates"!