Safe at last

[Fox Mike]

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on e-bay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door.

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on e-bay) and put it in the CENTER of the yard.

Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT charged me.

Plus, I bought burkas for my family when we shop or travel. Everyone moves out of our way and security can't pat us down.

Safe at last – only in USA!

 

[GunnyGene]

:lol: :lol:

 

[Jimbo357mag]

gone and sorry I posted that.

 

[hittman]

I've heard that black face and corn rows works just as well.

Racist hate speech.

 

[Jimbo357mag]

Racist hate speech.

...and the OP wasn't??
Maybe I should have said dressing up like an Italian gangster or an Indian on the war path works just as well. It's a joke.

 

[hittman]

No, it was a joke. One that's been around for a while and here before.

Again .... you're trying to make a thread about you so you can whine about the attention.

Stop it already.

 

[ronto]

Racist hate speech.

...and the OP wasn't??
Maybe I should have said dressing up like an Italian gangster or an Indian on the war path works just as well. It's a joke.

Libs never miss a chance to be "offended"...don't worry, be happy...it's a joke man.

 

[Kevin]

There is no way anything posted after the original post was out of line considering the flavor of the "joke" and yes the OP is an old tired worn out racist joke.

Make fun of one group of people and you open up the flood gates to allow jokes towards any minority. You can't have it both ways: i.e making fun of Pakastani's and not black people.

 

[Jim Puke]

No, it was a joke. One that's been around for a while and here before.

Again .... you're trying to make a thread about you so you can whine about the attention.

Stop it already.

BINGO!

 

[Jim Puke]

There is no way anything posted after the original post was out of line considering the flavor of the "joke" and yes the OP is an old tired worn out racist joke.

Make fun of one group of people and you open up the flood gates to allow jokes towards any minority. You can't have it both ways: i.e making fun of Pakastani's and not black people.

It is RACIST to tell the truth?

Bunch of liberals frequent this place...

Jimbo and Kevin...at the top of the list.

 

[Jim Puke]

There is no way anything posted after the original post was out of line considering the flavor of the "joke" and yes the OP is an old tired worn out racist joke.

Make fun of one group of people and you open up the flood gates to allow jokes towards any minority. You can't have it both ways: i.e making fun of Pakastani's and not black people.

Kev, would you please tell all of us uneducated bumpkins just what "race" muslims are?

Good grief man, do you even think for a moment before you write some of the stuff you post?

I pity people who play the games you play, silly little political correctness games.

Years ago I worked with a couple of insanely funny and hardworking black guys. We were all in our 20s
and we regularly told "N----r" jokes to them, and they came right back to us with "cracker" jokes. We were
working on a concrete crew back then, hard work, really hard work. The joking helped keep us sane. And we
ALL laughed at each others' jokes. People who act like you just did here, with the board up your butt, would
not have been tolerated. Way to spray everyone down with the PC hose, Kev. :roll: :roll:

P.S. - I'll bet I spent more time, socially, off the job, with those black guys, and many others, than you ever
have in your politically correct life. Really guy, get a clue. PC is poison. Outgrow it; you'll be the better for it.

DB...he and Jimbo feel guilty about being white...and male, too.

Must be a miserable way to live.

 

[Jimbo357mag]

...and some people like to talk about other members. I can name 4 but I won't.

 

[Bull Barrel]

WAAAAAAAAA!

And DB is right, just which race is Muslim?

 

[contender]

Folks,,,,,,,,,, it's a JOKE. And most of us around here prefer to not be politically correct. If you are offended,, be polite in your comments,,, but take it for what it is,,, just a joke. Humans have been making jokes about each others differences for centuries. We do it a lot around here,,, blond jokes, little Johnny jokes, etc. LIGHTEN UP!!!!

 

[wolfsong]

Jimbo, take your meds. Take a nap. Take a walk. Do SOMETHING, but, for crying out loud, STOP WHINING!

 

[Jimbo357mag]

Some people like to talk about other members.

That's what you get around here sometimes. :roll:

 

[wolfsong]

Some people like to talk about other members.

That's what you get around here sometimes. :roll:

Yeah, Jimbo, it's called life.

 

[DA_TriggR4Ruger]

LMAO great post!

 

[Colonialgirl]

...and some people like to talk about other members. I can name 4 but I won't.

Are you Polish ??