Pulled Over At 2 am on his way to a lecture

[Bear Paw Jack]

Ron Chester, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 am and was asked where he was going at that time of night.

Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

Ron replied, "That would be my wife.”

 

[exavid]

 

[Fox Mike]

Was a long time ago, but I have been there.

 

[gramps]

I got that lecture at age 15! Once! From my mother, then my father. Tag teamed. :shock:
gramps

 

[GP100]

Now that's funny Bear Paw Jack.. I like it..

For the record, I've never been there.. But I know a few folks who were over the years..

 

[Pat-inCO]

Good one.

Stolen and sent to LE in the family.

8)

 

[coach]

If you don't know that by 89 a lecture's not likely to help.

 

[eveled]

If he made it to 89, he's doing something right leave him alone! Lol! Good joke OP.

 

[jimbo1096]

Took me a second but I finally got it-- good one!