Colonialgirl
Hawkeye
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf when one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed, and without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority to figure out a way to meet here early Christmas morning."
A few weeks later, Christmas morning arrived to find all of them together at the first tee.
"Boy." exclaimed the first, "This game has cost me a fortune. I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she couldn't take her eyes off it."
The second buddy then said, "My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She's up to her eyeballs in brochures."
The third buddy chimes in and says, "My wife is sitting in the front seat of her new car reading the owners manual. She plans to show it off to all her friends this afternoon."
They all then turned to the last in the group who is now staring at them as if they had all lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I woke up, slapped my wife on the a$$ and said, 'Well Babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for sex or golf. What'll it be?' and she said 'Don't forget your sweater.'"
A few weeks later, Christmas morning arrived to find all of them together at the first tee.
"Boy." exclaimed the first, "This game has cost me a fortune. I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she couldn't take her eyes off it."
The second buddy then said, "My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She's up to her eyeballs in brochures."
The third buddy chimes in and says, "My wife is sitting in the front seat of her new car reading the owners manual. She plans to show it off to all her friends this afternoon."
They all then turned to the last in the group who is now staring at them as if they had all lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I woke up, slapped my wife on the a$$ and said, 'Well Babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for sex or golf. What'll it be?' and she said 'Don't forget your sweater.'"
