FastEd
Hunter
- Joined
- Jun 13, 2008
- Messages
- 2,244
- City & State/Province
- RIVERSIDE, OH, Home of the Air Force Museum
I welcome E-Mail fom anybody, any time, on any subject.
I have a great collection of cartoons and will send you one occasionally, if you are interested.
I rarely do jokes.
I have a short attention span and usually don't read anything over 3 sentences...
Being up-front, I admit to being a grouch, often accused of having a sick sense of humor, and a low tolerance for criticism...
I enjoy looking at interesting photos of cars, airplanes, guns, sports, and women, with or without their clothes on, etc.
I do all kinds of graphic arts as a hobby but draw the line at forgery or counterfeiting.
I usually get up about 9:00am and I take enough pills to eliminate the need for breakfast. But I like go out for Lunch, and I no longer hear voices and the police are not looking for me.
Depending on the weather, I go to the gun range and practice killing people on Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday. Never on Weekends, so I don't have to run the risk of shooting kids for running up and down the aisle screaming their heads off. Which is probably a capital offense in Ohio, being different than Florida...
So, I usually read my E-Mail daily after 5:00 pm and always respond to each letter with a cutesy reply, no matter how stupid it may be. Maybe as late as 2:00 am.
Over the years I've been called Ed, Eddie, Big Ed, Fast Eddie, Killer, Flash, Sonny, Sonny Boy, and Shithead, which is what mother always called me. Considering all, I still prefer Ed mainly because its the easiest for me to remember.
Looking forward to hearing from you, soon...
What are your requirements?
I have a great collection of cartoons and will send you one occasionally, if you are interested.
I rarely do jokes.
I have a short attention span and usually don't read anything over 3 sentences...
Being up-front, I admit to being a grouch, often accused of having a sick sense of humor, and a low tolerance for criticism...
I enjoy looking at interesting photos of cars, airplanes, guns, sports, and women, with or without their clothes on, etc.
I do all kinds of graphic arts as a hobby but draw the line at forgery or counterfeiting.
I usually get up about 9:00am and I take enough pills to eliminate the need for breakfast. But I like go out for Lunch, and I no longer hear voices and the police are not looking for me.
Depending on the weather, I go to the gun range and practice killing people on Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday. Never on Weekends, so I don't have to run the risk of shooting kids for running up and down the aisle screaming their heads off. Which is probably a capital offense in Ohio, being different than Florida...
So, I usually read my E-Mail daily after 5:00 pm and always respond to each letter with a cutesy reply, no matter how stupid it may be. Maybe as late as 2:00 am.
Over the years I've been called Ed, Eddie, Big Ed, Fast Eddie, Killer, Flash, Sonny, Sonny Boy, and Shithead, which is what mother always called me. Considering all, I still prefer Ed mainly because its the easiest for me to remember.
Looking forward to hearing from you, soon...
What are your requirements?
