Maybe I've been shut up too long................

Bob Wright · Mar 13, 2016

I heard this story told many years ago down in a small town in southeast Georgia.

Two ladies, tourists, stopped at a small town service station. Now this station was one of those you didn't want to get out and walk around if you were wearing your good clothes. Or shoes.

Now they had been driving a spell, and they inquired about the restroom.

Now the attendant was one whose elevator didn't go all the way to the top. And his hearing wasn't too good, either. Now when they said "restroom" he thought they said "vacuum."

That's why he told them, "We don't have one, but if you'll back up over here I can blow it out with the air hose."

Bob Wright

JFB · Mar 13, 2016

Another comical miss understanding

My wife's cousin, a shy late teen, was at the register at K-marts purchasing a feminine hygiene product. The cashier used the PA to ask for a price check for that particular brand, but emphasis the last syllable. A rough burly reply comes back over the PA “is that the type you push in with your finger or need a hammer”

(just in case, the product were KOTEX)

Fox Mike · Mar 13, 2016

"Poor ole soul!"...heard as "Broke your pole?"

"Cheese and rice!" ... "Broke it twice?"

Bob Wright · Mar 14, 2016

Fox Mike said:
"Poor ole soul!"...heard as "Broke your pole?"

"Cheese and rice!" ... "Broke it twice?"

Fox Mike,

Haven't heard that routine in many years, was a favorite of my mother's many, many years ago.

"I've dined sufficient".............."Went fishin'?"

I've had plenty"...................."Caught twenty?"

"Poor old soul"......................"Broke your pole?"

"He's near a fool"....................."Just this table between us."

Bob Wright

6gun · Mar 14, 2016

Funniest one I ever saw was two guys on a job sight that never meet each other before and both stuttered neither one knew that :lol: some how they got into a conversation which quickly turned into a fist fight when each guy thought the other was making fun of and mocking the other, heard a lot of y y your m m making fu fu fun of m m me, and n n no your m m making fu fu fun of m m me as fists flew. :lol:

bogus bill · Mar 14, 2016

Back in 1960 I was traveling through Salt Lake City. I had to go to big time bad and RIGHT NOW! I tried the door on a filling station can but it was locked with a sign on the door, "Out of order".
The attendant was talking to someone and had his back to me. He was a skinny black man. I didn't want to interrupt so waited a minuet but he kept talking. Finally I goosed him gently in the short ribs. What a reaction!!! He spun around to hit me, stopped short as I was three times his size and then went into a fit!
He yelled dit dit dit dit for what seemed a good 30 seconds. I got the key from him to the perfectly functional bathroom. When I came out he wanted in. Probably to do a clean up job.